I was sitting in a client meeting the other day and wearing a cowl neck sweater dress. Feeling hot from a hangover, I pulled at the neck to relieve some heat (and get rid of feeling like I was going to vomit any second), only to realize that I had the dress on backwards -- all day. This was almost as great as the time (ok - few times) that I would use the bathroom after a crazy night out, only to realize that my G-string was on wrong and the panty liner part was on my hip - all day. Didn’t think I’d really have to consider it a good day for just getting my clothes on straight. I hate you, my hangover brain.
I went for my first visit for laser treatment on my crotch. I sat bare ass on the table waiting for the technician. She came in, set up and started zapping. About half way into the session, with her head in my personal area, she says, “you can leave your underwear on next time. I mean, it is OK for me but I thought I’d let you know in case you were uncomfortable”. And it was then that I thought – well I wasn’t uncomfortable, but I sure as hell am now considering I am sitting here with my clam out for no good reason. Awwwkwwwward.
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