I ordered a CD that is supposed to hypnotize you to lose weight. My intent was to use it in the car because I have no idea where else I would be able to really listen to it between either being at work or in the center of my at-home chaos. I didn’t think much about that until the CD starts and the first thing they say is “Do not listen to this while driving.” Makes total sense but WTF!!? I eject the CD and take a hard right into Dunkin Donuts. It just was not meant to be.
I am not a fitness person. I will admit that to anyone. So when our office manager wanted to recruit me for a 5k corporate marathon, it took the promise of beer at the finish line and a mention that I was the only employee who hadn't signed up, to get me to commit. I love booze and I hate being left out. I ran the race. Ok that's an exaggeration. I started out running and then walked briskly after the first 1/2 mile. I proudly crossed the finish line at 45 minutes. Right next to a pregnant woman, a 60 year old and a guy in a wheelchair. I kid you not.
Question: If I jammed a huge piece of cheesecake or say, two White Castle hamburgers in one of those "100 Calorie Ziplocs" – can that reeeeeally be just 100 calories?!?!
I am so not into exercise. Latest evidence: I just used a Pedometer (that I bought while obviously delusional) as a Chip Clip for a bag of chocolate covered pretzels. While not it's purpose, that thing will definitely see more motion now.
I found my wedding dress the other day and after nearly 14 years since that special day, I was curious if it still fit. With nothing but house chores to do, and no one home, I wore it all day while I cleaned the house and folded laundry. Granted, it only zipped half way up the back but I still got it on! And I never looked so fancy doing housework.
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