I tried Boogie Boarding and got tangled up in a wave that pushed me quickly and awkwardly towards the beach. When I finally hit the shore, I wound up with my face in the crotch of a teenage boy. Between this landing position and the massive wedgie I had, things were not looking good. I looked up at him from his young groin area and apologized profusely. I then stood up, picked my ass and walked away. I think I’ll keep my boogying to the dance floor.
All boogie, No board
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