During the Super Bowl this year a Victoria’s Secret commercial aired. I sat there watching it in a large, comfy oversized t-shirt, while gnawing on a chicken wing, with a half-drunk glass of wine and a half-eaten pizza nearby. When the TV spot was over, I caught myself regretting my over-indulgence that day (hell, I should be more honest – I was wishing I wasn’t a glutton throughout the winter. The football players weren’t the only ones with extra padding!). These sad feelings were further impressed when I went to take off my bra later that night to change into my pajamas and a handful of pizza crust crumbs fell out of it onto the floor. I stared at them. I bet this never happens to those Victoria Secret Angels...I am pretty sure that they don't tear into the best of the worst tailgate foods during the Big Game. Or ever. Whatever -- I am just going to tell myself that being a girl with an appetite, who maybe has a few small remnants of food in her bra sometimes, could be someone's idea of heaven.
Angel of darkness
Collection of comic strips that illustrate the madness of my life - career, marriage, motherhood...me!
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