While traveling for work, me and several others from my office, went to find a bar after a long client meeting. Being from out of town, we chose a bar near the hotel. When we walked in, it was old, dark and dingy. Shady enough that we didn’t want to call attention to ourselves by walking out. While my normal drink of choice is always Pinot G, this was the type of place where you only drink bottled beer and never order food. Maybe you even have a few shots just to forget where you are. And it’s definitely the kind of joint where you go to the bathroom in pairs and never, ever sit on the toilet seat – hover ONLY! Which I must say is hard….if you are having said beers and shots and wearing stiletto heels. So please ladies, be prepared. If, like me, you happen to fall onto the seat while trying to squat over it while a little tipsy, don’t feel bad about using hand sanitizer on your ass cheeks. Whether you bring it, ask another woman or use what the place might provide, it may be all you can do to feel a little better about having your rump touch the seat in a dump.
