Since Adam and I both work full-time, we put our girls in summer camp each year. I had left him the camp forms to sign and then mail – way before the deadline to reserve said spots for our girls. Of course, it was a week past the due date that Adam got around to signing the forms. At this point, I told him to hand deliver them to the school board office so that we didn’t waste any more time – I was panicked we wouldn’t get in. What the hell would we do then? He didn’t seem to stress but seeing how freaked I was, Adam stopped at the office the next morning on his way to drop Vanessa off to one of her last days of Pre-K. He was told by the secretary that we missed the deadline.
Flash forward: Hours later at dinner, I asked Adam if he had dropped off the forms and if everything was set. He said that it was. Vanessa then chimed in saying that the woman who helped him was now “Daddy’s other wife”. I looked over at Adam with a “what the fuck” expression on my face. He explained that he had to beg her to let us have two spots for the summer camp and claimed that if he didn’t get them, I would divorce him. When she caved somehow, he told her that she was going to be his second wife. Seriously, she could take him now - maybe she could take the kids too. Kid and husband free weekends here and there!?! Sounds dreamy! Hmmmm, I might have a plan for next year’s nuptial split.
Flash forward: Hours later at dinner, I asked Adam if he had dropped off the forms and if everything was set. He said that it was. Vanessa then chimed in saying that the woman who helped him was now “Daddy’s other wife”. I looked over at Adam with a “what the fuck” expression on my face. He explained that he had to beg her to let us have two spots for the summer camp and claimed that if he didn’t get them, I would divorce him. When she caved somehow, he told her that she was going to be his second wife. Seriously, she could take him now - maybe she could take the kids too. Kid and husband free weekends here and there!?! Sounds dreamy! Hmmmm, I might have a plan for next year’s nuptial split.
