I like to keep things fresh down below so I often sprinkle a little baby powder in the crotch of my panites. I just think that every woman should take extra care down there to keep things nice and flowery. When I ran out of my normal powder one morning, I used a few shakes from Adam's bottle of “Gold Bond” powder that was under the bathroom sink. Here’s a word of warning – never, ever use that stuff in your underwear. It burns like a real bitch! Guess I never considered that the “cooling” claim on the label actually meant – it felt like a thousand fire ants were ripping up my bottom. I’d take sand in my ass any day over the pain I felt on my sensitive bits. I can guarantee though that I will never again run out of my usual goods. After rinsing out and airing out, and sitting on a bag of frozen peas, I went immediately to Amazon Prime to order a case of my safe J&J powder. Yowza!
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