I went to open up a champagne bottle and the cork was being really stubborn. As I struggled, I moved the bottle closer to my chest so that I could get a stronger pull. Within a minute the cork came loose and with a loud pop - it smashed me in the face. I felt like an alcoholic and a blonde when I had to explain my bruise to anyone who asked what happened. Ugh - who wants to admit they got into it with a champagne bottle and that the cork won?! However, I could brag that I was clearly the victor since I drained the bottle of it's bubbly (to help with the pain, of course) and then smashed it into the recycling can. I am going to be so bad-ass this year!
(Oh and um - I was too scared to smash the bottle at all really and screamed like a little bitch as I threw it into the most responsible receptacle. OK, so maybe I am just going to be an ass this year....not so much on the bad part....)
(Oh and um - I was too scared to smash the bottle at all really and screamed like a little bitch as I threw it into the most responsible receptacle. OK, so maybe I am just going to be an ass this year....not so much on the bad part....)