Women in the office were talking about dieting and pooping.....in mixed company. (!!!!!!!) I wanted to die. Look, as you may have noticed, I will talk about anything - vaginas, yeast infections, cunnilingus or more - to any guy or gal, any time. But anything that comes out of a woman's ass (farts, poo, etc.) should really be off limits around the opposite sex (I actually just cringed while writing those gross butt words!). Girls are supposed to be pretty and flowery for the most part! And it's really bad conversation material -- all bad mental images, all bad jokes, all bad smells. (Gagging!) Just ALL bad. Seeeeee...I do have standards and a sense of etiquette. Who would've thought?!
Collection of comic strips that illustrate the madness of my life - career, marriage, motherhood...me!
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