Forgetting his contact lens case on an overnight trip together, Adam used a glass in the hotel room to store his “eyes”. In the middle of the night, I woke up groggy, still very drunk and in desperate need of water. I saw the glass with water in it already, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke to Adam standing over me with an empty glass in his hand. With my eyes barely opened, my hair a mess, pajamas askew, and drool running down the side of my red-wine stained lips, I looked up at him. He asked me if I knew where his contacts were. It took me a minute to recall using the glass to cure dehydration caused by massive amounts of wine at dinner. “I drank them", I said. He flipped out and I fell face first into my pillow. He was not blinded by the humor.
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